Kif Gets Knocked Up A Notch

And I’m his friend Jesus. Does anybody else feel jealous and aroused and worried? Hello Morbo, how’s the family? No! The kind with looting and maybe starting a few fires! You don’t know how to do any of those. What kind of a father would I be if I said no?

The Cyber House Rules

Switzerland is small and neutral! We are more like Germany, ambitious and misunderstood! No! I want to live! There are still too many things I don’t own! Bite my shiny metal ass. Then throw her in the laundry room, which will hereafter be referred to as “the brig”. Yes, I saw. You were doing well, until everyone died.

  • Hi, I’m a naughty nurse, and I really need someone to talk to. $9.95 a minute.
  • No! The kind with looting and maybe starting a few fires!

The Honking

It may comfort you to know that Fry’s death took only fifteen seconds, yet the pain was so intense, that it felt to him like fifteen years. And it goes without saying, it caused him to empty his bowels. Kids have names? Hi, I’m a naughty nurse, and I really need someone to talk to. $9.95 a minute. Hey, whatcha watching?

Mother’s Day

I decline the title of Iron Cook and accept the lesser title of Zinc Saucier, which I just made up. Uhh… also, comes with double prize money. No argument here. Stop it, stop it. It’s fine. I will ‘destroy’ you! You guys realize you live in a sewer, right?

  1. No argument here.
  2. Okay, it’s 500 dollars, you have no choice of carrier, the battery can’t hold the charge and the reception isn’t very…
  3. That’s not soon enough!
I, Roommate

You can see how I lived before I met you. Yes! In your face, Gandhi! Fry! Stay back! He’s too powerful! Now Fry, it’s been a few years since medical school, so remind me. Disemboweling in your species: fatal or non-fatal? I wish! It’s a nickel.